Simple Home Remedies

I'm feeling funny today. Thought I'd pass on some funny to everyone else.

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables which you slice.

2. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. If you have high blood pressure: Cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes thus reducing the pressure on your veins…and remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after hitting the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough – take a large dose of laxatives…then you’ll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should…use WD-40; and if it shouldn’t move but does, use the duct tape.

7. If it can’t be fixed with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.

Daily thought:

Some people are like slinkies…not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Peace...and I'm outta' here.